fucktard

(n) a person who gives the 325th listed definition of fucktard on Urban Dictionary as someone "far beyond a dumbass" and "braindead" and then, in the same definition, gives an incorrect spelling for the word ridiculously.

dr. rob can officially be considered the "Lord of the Fucktards" (opening soon at a theater near you).

by scut monkey August 11, 2009

fucktart

A woman you would enjoy having sex with, where tart refers to a woman who(you hope) is sexually promiscuous.

"She is such a fucktart. Look at those short shorts."

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Fucktart

Literally, a giant anthropomorphic fuck-flavored poptart. Or somebody who is being equally nonsensical.

"How was your date last night?"

"Sucked. Tim spent the whole time pretending he was a Russian spy."

"What a fucktart."

by Freidrick December 6, 2006

fucktastic

fucktastic is when something is so awesome its to hard to describe.

this icecream is fucktastic!!!

by owlzrokz September 27, 2009

fucktastic

1.)its when you fuck some one and it tastes good.
2.) A word i use around my friends when something is gay

1. John " You got Becky last night? "
Paul " Oh Yeah, it was fucktastic"

2.) Polly " Eewy look theres TJ!"
Sue " Oh gross, that's fucktastic"

by Cuppycakesxxrawr December 2, 2009

Fucktastic

A REALLY SALTY(hot) guy that's both HUNG & FANTASTICALLY SKILLED in bed. OR just a general session of sexual Olympics that was heavenly.

" Soooo girl how was your date last night?? " Smiling shyly "ohhhh it was just FUCKTASTIC!!!" =)*

by MightyAphrodite9 August 3, 2010

Fucktastic

A word that describes something so cool it cant be comprehended, so it needed it own damn word.

Holy hell! Today was fucktastic!

by DeffinitlyNOTjoe March 17, 2011