Fry Fucker

Fry Fucker, A six foot five inches tall Jewish male with a nine inch cock of which is always erect, he has pubic hair nearly half the length of his shaft, he has not shaved in twenty seven years, thirty seven weeks, and four days. His pubes are singed and crispy, the hairs on his balls are completely deep fried. As his name suggests he fucks fries, he will stick his nine inch throbbing cock deep inside of your fryer baskets with no sign of displeasure nor pain. You can literally shoot this Jewish menace in the head and by tomorrow he will be back fucking your fries.

Frank: Yo jared who's that?
Jared: HOLY SHIT THATS THE FRY FUCKER!!!
Frank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jared: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by kromosome October 5, 2023

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steak-fry

The shocker but vanilla

Also the symbol commonly used by Dane Cook

Stephanie wants the fry cook to steak-fry her.

by amphetaminesalt May 23, 2024

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Squishy Fry

A golden doodle puppy that is skinny as a stick but fluffy as a bear, eats poop and has a paper tongue.

Hey squishy fry.. you look skinny today like the fit of poop on face really is trendy.

by never ever seen them February 8, 2021

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Deep fry

Named after Israeli journalist Israel Fry.
When someone is cought red handed by a professional speaking about a subject he doesn't know. Yet, keeps making arguments despite being publicly humiliated.

She deep fry this guy!

by Electrochemist June 11, 2021

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Deep Frying

Deep frying is the act of eating arse so goddamn well, that when you pull away and look at it, it looks like an onion ring.

This is an effective way of knowing whether you have eaten their arse properly, or if you need to improve your form.

*Always conduct a full assessment of the starfish before attempting to deep fry

Girl: “Babe! Stop deep frying me. I’m gonna shit in your mouth”
Boy: “Don’t worry babe I’ll take it”

by ThatButtersFella December 1, 2020

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