fruit-beamed

1.) to be hit on by a gay person unwillingly.

gay guy:"hey big boy, how's it goin' * touches strait's hair"

strait victim: "---um..."

victim's friends: "haha he's gettin fruit-beamed like a motherfucker" lolol

by Mr.Pipez January 2, 2011

fruitant

A fruit (or vegetable) mutant; someone with an uncanny resemblance to a fruit or vegetable.

A person with redish complexion, green hair and a pointy chin would be known as a strawberry fruitant

by Al Papps January 12, 2012

Fruit of the Looming

The act of leaving your underwear on around your ankles while taking a poop before you are about to jump in the shower. Most people would rather leave their underwear on while on the bowl as to keep some sort of order in their poop routine. Doing it naked is just anarchy.

Yo son...you take a dump naked? That's crazy bro. I got to be Fruit of the Looming before my pre shower dump.

by moffboy October 2, 2013

Fruiggie

Fruit and vegetable based meal replacement made with total health and taste in mind

Fruiggie
A huge fan of the smoothie, however, I cannot in the best conscience refer to my emulsions as “smoothies”.
My Kindle runnith over with Nutritional textbooks, articles, and recommendation. The more I learn the more I tweak and re tweak.
I am not a fan of self deprivation, so my fruiggies taste great; of course my taste buds are now on the alert to reject sugar…
3 dates softened in coconut milk
1 cup coconut milk

Blend these together until smooth
Add
2 carrots
Big Handful of baby kale at least 2 cups compressed
Heaping Tbs almond butter
Chopped ginger fresh one inch or 1/4 tsp ground
1/2 tsp all spice…again…sooooo good for you
1 tsp to 1 Tbs cinnamon…your taste
Nutmeg to taste…I add 1 tsp so good for you
1 scoop hemp protein powder …you can use your favorite vanilla protein powder if you prefer
1 frozen banana
A few ice cubes. Optional..I like mine thick so I do not use
Process mixed fruiggie and chill til ready. I use a tall mason jar, easy to drink or spoon from and spill proof in the lunch box!
Enjoy

by Mamma mariegudio January 13, 2014

fruit shake

When a gay person is shaking their ass and or body.

Woman: Damn look at that man over there. He know's how to fruit shake.

by Big Ole Black Guy February 11, 2014

fruitetarian

Someone who only eats fruit as his or her diet. It's pretty uncommon and you'll probably be thought of as bizarre. It's similar to a vegetarian who only eats vegetables.

We were all wondering why my cousin was only eating fruits at Thanksgiving dinner when we discovered he was a fruitetarian.

by Themadgibbles October 21, 2014

Fruit spray

The massive episode of diarrhea after eating a large amount of fruit.

After Mike and I ate that watermelon and cantaloupe we experienced fruit spray at the mall.

by deejinator27 July 29, 2014