fruit bat 

Fruit bat: noun:

1. A bat that hangs in trees, making it look like a piece of fruit. This works as camouflage to protect against potential predators.

2. A crazy person who has eaten so much fruit, they now look like a plump juicy piece of fruit, and have an odd urge to take a nibble.

1.

A: Look at the fruit tree!
B: No, that tree has been dead for awhile, those are definitely fruit bats.

2.

A: I saw a rather plump man holding a peach and licking his fingers a bit too much.
B: Totally a fruit bat.

fruit bat by bpepps April 13, 2011

fruit bat 

a fruit bat is when you delicately (so not to damage the fragile mammal) blindfold your lover w/ your extremely streched balls.

fruit bat by Anonymous July 30, 2003

fruit salad 

A homosexual orgy.

There was an abundance of banana in that fruit salad.

fruit salad by foy_45 April 1, 2004

Fruit-Picking 

Going into a Vans shoe store and tearing the shoe tags off just for its sticker

"The shoe guy almost caught us fruit-picking!"

Fruit-Picking by Ninja Fruit Picker February 4, 2010

Fruit Snack 

When your straight but a gay guy looks fine.

John-Damn that guy looks like a snack!
Josh- I'm pretty sure he's gay.
John- Damn I guess you could say he's a fruit snack!

Fruit Snack by Jonathan Navarrete May 2, 2018

Fruit Punch

When a man and a woman have shower sex while the woman is on her period. The period juice will mix with the shower water to make a small pool of liquid at the bottom of the shower. This is fruit punch.

John : Yo, so the other day i was so tired, me and mary made fruit punch and i didnt even notice.

Zach : Yo dats craaaazy bro!

Fruit Punch by americarunsonDH69 July 9, 2011

Fruit bat 

When a young man cuts his hand before he masturbates to recreate the feeling of popping a cherry.

I fruit batted this morning to that virgin sara. It reminded me of our future first time.

Fruit bat by The Commodores December 10, 2012