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Myles Flood

The act of being kicked in the teeth, while your lover caresses your knee caps and runs for mayor.
Adam got kicked in the teeth by Obama, his girlfriend, while she was rubbing his knee and giving a campaign speech. Adam recieved the 'Myles Flood.'
by Smooth man March 22, 2009
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The Flood

Term used to describe the phenomenon that when a sports team does extremely bad the fans flood out of the stadium to go home in anger.
Dad: "oh great Florida just got scored on again, common son were going home."

Son: "But dad I don't want to wait in The Flood."
by kronkasaurus rex November 14, 2012
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Whatever floats your scrote

Seems like the phrase in itself is quite self explanatory, but for those who miss the purpose; 'whatever floats your scrote' is a way of expressing nonchalance or easy-going-ness toward as subject or matter. If someone asks you to make a decision, this phrase can be used to suggest that they choose instead, and that you are happy to go with either option.
"Hey Sean, you want the raspberry or the lemon flavour?"

"Whatever floats your scrote, man."
by Snail Cuddles June 25, 2017
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Gold in the Facedown Float

Mark: You hear that Joey died yesterday?
Frank: No way! How'd that happen?
Mark: He went to the pool after it closed, and won a gold in the facedown float.
by PBender August 5, 2008
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egg nog float

Ejaculating into some ones mouth then sticking you balls on top of the cum.
After the football game Matt went over to Courtney's house an gave her a nice juicy egg nog float.
by air cortez April 1, 2009
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floots

Floots or fat loots refers to items of value in video games, often MMORPG's.
Man, Warlax got some great floots yesterday!
by Nowlax January 5, 2006
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flood the bucket

When a girl is riding you with her back facing you and she loses such control during orgasm that she accidentally farts liquid shit all over your belly and it collects in your belly button.
I'd totally bang Betsy but she's so drunk, she'd probably flood the bucket the first chance she gets.
by Laf & Grow Fat April 7, 2006
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