flat top

A female who has no tits

"Errr look at tht bitch.. shes a flat top"

by me-iz-cool-club November 19, 2005

flat footing

When a woman is on top during sex but she has her feet flat on the bed/floor/car seat for extra leverage and a stronger thrust.

She was on top and she was flat footing me.

You've not lived until she's flat footed you whilst on top.

by ColdDesert October 7, 2015

flat spot

The space in between the top of a girl's legs directly against the vagina. Measured in finger-widths from behind. 3 fingers is the perfect width for a flat spot. If a girl has a 4 finger flat spot she is probably bow-legged.

I won't fuck a girl who doesn't have at least a 2 finger flat spot.

by 3fingerflatspot January 28, 2010

flat dog

When a meat-head or bro tackles a smaller person so that he can violently rub his head on their head. The purpose of the flat dog may be homoerotic in nature.

Sean, stop flat dogging Kyle. He's about to cry and you have a Texas-sized erection.

by JeffGoldblum June 12, 2011

Flat Tire

When a person walks with a limp due to having a shorter leg than the other leg.

That dude is a flat tire he walks like a fucking dumbass!!

by EdwardBerry December 26, 2007

FALL FLAT

1) To get hit
2) A term used with fall back

1) Yo you about to fall flat son!
2)Fall back or fall flat hoe!

by LaLa2008 May 16, 2008

Flat Earth

the Earth is actually flat! Don't believe all the lies that you've been told by NASA. They're fake, anyways. The Earth just looks like a sphere because its moving so fast!

Mr. Gavick: Today we are learning about the Earth
Random Kid: You mean the FLAT earth. Never deny the facts, and in this case, its the flat earth you're in denial about.

by Mike_Oxlong101 November 15, 2020