Laissez-faire faveur

When someone offers a favor, but in reality, they want you do the majority of the work.
Translated from French, this is a "let them do it" favor.

Darius: "The company laid me off, but they are willing to give me a strong recommendation during my job search."
Maddy: "Sounds like a laissez-faire faveur."
Darius: "Why do you say that?"
Maddy: "That happened to me once. It was all cool until the CEO told me to write my own recommendation for them to edit and return to me on company letterhead."

by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020

Fair fucks

In any given situation, where it is totally legit to say «fuck it», a counterpart can state; «fair fucks..»

Me - «Fuck it, I’ll start on my paper tomorrow...»

My friend - «fair fucks...»

by TERMINATORm July 4, 2020

Financial Fair Play

Established by UEFA to prevent football clubs from spending more than they actually earn.
**Does not apply to Manchester City

"That is the only thing that disturbs. My opinion about FFP (Financial Fair Play) doesn't change, like my opinion on VAR."
- Jose Mourinho

by a dude, not a dudette July 15, 2020

To fair-and-balance

To engage in practices that result in fair and balanced news reporting.

After news reported that 1.5 million liberals marched on DC, Fox News to fair-and-balance 'd it by polling 100 CEOs.

by talkity talk July 25, 2020

fair pussy

What pussy is after walking around a fair in the summertime.

I took my girl to the fair and now I am going to get some "fair pussy".

by ibookguy September 7, 2020

Fair

A straight male that has done enough fairy ass things to be considered a true fair.

The other day after work Connor said that Candlebox is now his favorite band while he was sipping a Mango Cart. The guy is officially a full blown fair.

by FrickJames October 15, 2020

fair dinkum

Can be derived from the Dutch word 'ver-dikkeme' what means something like 'damn'

Fair dinkum that's a nice ute you got there mate

by Ro9ier October 13, 2017