nothing fight

when a couple that hates eachother so much and want to stab eachother in the neck with a steakknife are together. invented by dane cook.

dane cook: i hear the nothing fight in the next isle. i hear mumbles and grumbles.
man: mhmm mhmm mhm sjsadm mmhmm
woman: zzzzz care zzzzzzzzzz care. ... care.
dane cook: so i go watch the nothing fight in the next isle
man: I ASKED YOU, DO WE, OR DO WE NOT HAVE JELLY IN THE HOUSE?
woman: i dont even know jelly. i even get hives when i look at jelly, i dont even know what jelly is, what is jelly? i dont even care.

by YO MAMMA?! June 11, 2006

Flight School

Code term for smoking marijuana.

-Hey, are you down to go to flight school after class?
-Hell yeah! I got all the ingredients to make a high nigga pie.

by HighPie October 1, 2009

Frighten turtle syndrome

The act of the male penis retreating back into the pelvis area causing it to look like the head a Frighten turtle Also known as FTS

That water was damn cold I now have Frighten turtle syndrome (FTS)

by Wooha5062 April 26, 2010

Cuddle Fight

In order to satisfy the intense desire to cuddle someone, no matter what the situation, one may choose to instigate a Cuddle Fight. Similar to an arm wrestle, in that it can be spontaneous and needs no preparation. In a Cuddle Fight, everyone is a winner.

Antonym of Cuddle Rape.

"Doop doop doop here I am on the High Stree-oh my gosh I just HAVE to cuddle someone RIGHT NOW..."

"Deep deep deep here I am minding my own business"

"YOU! CUDDLE FIGHT"

"I accept your challenge!"

"Hooray, we both win!"

by dewdars February 9, 2010

move some freight

To take a dump, to drop anchor, to throw a turd, to drop the kids off at the pool, to hit the head.

"Dude, I gotta move some freight"

"Dude, the warehouse is backing up. I gotta move some freight, now."

by Fat City September 29, 2006

Frightmare

(noun): Originated by "1000 Ways To Die". A frightmare is when you have a repeated nightmare and you die in your sleep from a heart attack.

Tina told me that she use to have nightmares about midgets. That's before she died in her sleep from a frightmare.

by capnkev April 8, 2009

Flight

Leader of the notorious Flight Crew.

What it do Flight Crew? FTC. Flight Team stand up. Ay man.......

by Popoopooppol June 11, 2020