Llama Dong

An abusive phrase used to offend others.

"You're a llama dong!"

by Carnage44 April 22, 2008

Long Dong Silver

This term is derived from the fictional pirate from Treasure Island 'Long John Silver'. It describes a gentleman equipped with a penis of staggering proportions. To be referred to in this way is a great source of pride to any man, as it implys that your dongbone has not only a great size, but a great reputation.

James: Carla why are you limping, with blood trickling down your knee? Hast thou fallen over, cripple?
Carla: No, I was fortunate enough to share a bed with George last night, he truly is Long Dong Silver!

by SuaveG July 26, 2006

ding-dong

a person who makes statements that lack common sense.
DO NOT GET IT CONFUSED WITH A DUMB-DUMB.

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, The Situation, Belinda Barbosa, Sarah Imhoff are all ding-dongs!

by the gap girl December 8, 2010

floppy donkey dong

A huge freaking donkey's dick

African americans have huge freaking donkey dongs.

by KRUSTIN DEMON May 16, 2003

dong-zilla

A man with an incredibly large penis

by Nate June 11, 2003

ding dong dingilly-dong dong-dillongo

A penis

Dont touch my ding dong dingilly-dong dong-dillongo bitch!

by Triple bang anal swapper 69 January 31, 2018

Lmao ze dong

the chinese dictator of the lulz

All: All hail Lmao ze dong!!
Bob: roflmao comrade

by abcdefghijkroflmao January 17, 2009