Guy: Dude-Babe, check out how gnar gnar this wound is. *shows wound*
Girl: Haha dude thats hella sketch! Score! Is that bone?!
Guy: No, but we should
Girl: Get on me you sexy beast
Girl: Haha dude thats hella sketch! Score! Is that bone?!
Guy: No, but we should
Girl: Get on me you sexy beast
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A food additive developed in 1967 by the R&D department of the Anheuser-Busch Corporation, Monobrodium Dudeamate (MBD) is not regulated by the FDA. Commonly included in cheap beers such as Budweiser, Coors, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Miller, and Corona, this compound reacts uniquely with alcohol in the brain to produce a variety of unusual human behaviors, exploited for the economic gain of brewing companies' subsidiaries. The additive has had a unique effect on the culture of the U.S.A., producing such things as the Hooters restaurant chain, the Spike TV network, the Jackass series, the movie Animal House, and the 'tailgate party' phenomenon. Common side effects include hot wings, people buying pickup trucks to commute in the suburbs, chicken strips, wicked hangovers, and the belief that baseball is an engaging spectator sport. The chemical is also responsible for most of the behaviors of the American frat boy, and for PBR-induced hipster woman-bashing.
Adult male after consuming both alcohol and Monobrodium Dudeamate:
"WOOOO! YEEAAAH! DUDE! BRO! COME HERE! OK, DUDE, hold my beer and watch this!"
Adult male after consuming only alcohol:
"This has been quite a delightful evening, but I believe I have quaffed this Pilsner Urquell in excess. Might I trouble you to call a cab, kind sir?"
"WOOOO! YEEAAAH! DUDE! BRO! COME HERE! OK, DUDE, hold my beer and watch this!"
Adult male after consuming only alcohol:
"This has been quite a delightful evening, but I believe I have quaffed this Pilsner Urquell in excess. Might I trouble you to call a cab, kind sir?"
by nosnebjak October 25, 2009
Get the Monobrodium Dudeamate mug.The Postal Dude : Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!
The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.
The Postal Guy : Buttsauce!
The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!
The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine.
The Postal Dude : Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...
The Postal Dude : after finding that it's the apocalypse in the newspaper Hmm... Normally, I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain such a crucial story element. The font is nice, though.
The Postal Dude : I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work.
The Postal Dude : I regret nothing.
The Postal Dude : Only my weapon understands me.
The Postal Dude : You probably thought you weren't gonna die today? Surprise!
The Postal Dude : Guns don't kill people, I do!
The Postal Dude : at the end of the game Honey, you won't believe the day I've had!
Postal Dude's Wife : Did you remember my Rocky Road?
The Postal Dude : D'oh!
gunshot
The Postal Dude : Urinating quote 1 That's the ticket!
The Postal Dude : Urinating Quote 3 Now the flowers will grow.
The Postal Dude : Entering Lucky Ganesh All-American grocery store Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? Seriously, I wanna know.
The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.
The Postal Guy : Buttsauce!
The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!
The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine.
The Postal Dude : Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...
The Postal Dude : after finding that it's the apocalypse in the newspaper Hmm... Normally, I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain such a crucial story element. The font is nice, though.
The Postal Dude : I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work.
The Postal Dude : I regret nothing.
The Postal Dude : Only my weapon understands me.
The Postal Dude : You probably thought you weren't gonna die today? Surprise!
The Postal Dude : Guns don't kill people, I do!
The Postal Dude : at the end of the game Honey, you won't believe the day I've had!
Postal Dude's Wife : Did you remember my Rocky Road?
The Postal Dude : D'oh!
gunshot
The Postal Dude : Urinating quote 1 That's the ticket!
The Postal Dude : Urinating Quote 3 Now the flowers will grow.
The Postal Dude : Entering Lucky Ganesh All-American grocery store Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? Seriously, I wanna know.
Me: The Postal Dude : Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!
The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.
The Postal Dude : That one's 'cause I can!
The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!
The Postal Dude : I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames...
The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine.
The Postal Dude : Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...
The Postal Dude : after shooting someone while you're dressed as a cop Someone stole my donuts, and now you're all gonna pay!
The Postal Dude : Ow, right in the stuff.
Last lines
The Postal Dude : Doh!
The Postal Guy : Thing is, I don't even like video games.
The Postal Dude : after smoking some catnip Yeah baby, I AM the lizard king!
The Postal Dude : Yeah yeah, blah blah -- don't you have minorities to oppress?
The Postal Dude : after smoking crack pipe This can't be good for me, but I feel great!
The Postal Dude : Urinating Quote 2 Oh-ho-ho-hohhh, yyyy--EAAHH.
The Postal Dude : after being rebuffed You gotta be fucking KIDDING!
The Postal Dude : Ohhh, my nads!
My Friend: Nice But Im dying
Me: Buttsause
My Friend: Pog
Me: The Postal 2 Dude
The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.
The Postal Dude : That one's 'cause I can!
The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!
The Postal Dude : I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames...
The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine.
The Postal Dude : Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...
The Postal Dude : after shooting someone while you're dressed as a cop Someone stole my donuts, and now you're all gonna pay!
The Postal Dude : Ow, right in the stuff.
Last lines
The Postal Dude : Doh!
The Postal Guy : Thing is, I don't even like video games.
The Postal Dude : after smoking some catnip Yeah baby, I AM the lizard king!
The Postal Dude : Yeah yeah, blah blah -- don't you have minorities to oppress?
The Postal Dude : after smoking crack pipe This can't be good for me, but I feel great!
The Postal Dude : Urinating Quote 2 Oh-ho-ho-hohhh, yyyy--EAAHH.
The Postal Dude : after being rebuffed You gotta be fucking KIDDING!
The Postal Dude : Ohhh, my nads!
My Friend: Nice But Im dying
Me: Buttsause
My Friend: Pog
Me: The Postal 2 Dude
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