the dress is dressing

Doing what it's supposed to do. Looking good

She is wearing that dress. The dress is dressing.

by anonymous March 21, 2025

Giblet dressing

The snail trail of a grudge fucked vagina

"I fucked her till she was leaking giblet dressing."

by PervFectionist March 4, 2024

how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves

person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?

by personman334 September 11, 2023

School Dress Code

The worst addition to girls at schools.

Girl 1:I hate school dress codes.
Girl 2:I know right?
Guy:What are you guys talking about?

by Hatchdrk May 28, 2023

party dress

Rolling paper.

Last dance with MaryJane. Got to put on that party dress.

by joemamma2 August 21, 2021

Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?

"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."

"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"

"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"

"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."

by eggsaladsocks September 24, 2024

Manch Dressing

Male ejactulation.

Dude 1: This girl was a champ dirty talker! While she's sucking and beating me off she said "Give all your Manch Dressing Daddy" I blew load right there! And she swallowed all of it!

Dude 2: Marry her!

by MarcMars June 14, 2018