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Ditchfield Syndrome

A psychological condition caused by suppression of their true sexuality. Typical symptoms of the condition include childlike name calling, frequent episodes of Tourettes style speech/text/emails, a complete failure to see the brighter side of life and repeating the mantra "we are all fucked".
Person 1: "It looks like there are hard times ahead"

Person with Ditchfield Syndrome: You fucking gay cunt, why haven't you responded to my text?

Person 2: You only sent it 30 seconds ago and I am phoning you back straightaway.

Person with Ditchfield Syndrome: You twat. Do you realise we are all fucked and even though I am good at my job, a lovely wife and healthy kids life is fucking shit.
by Jackson Report March 15, 2010
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Ditch Pig

Any races, religions, or creeds equivalent of white trash. The trashiest people that even trashy people make fun of. Often seen surrounded by ditch piglets.
by Ditch Pig Grand Wizard July 7, 2012
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You dirty bitch, you got an itch in your vaginal ditch.
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Ditch

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The ditch is full if rain water!
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dyke-ditch

When you are hanging out with your friends, and one happens to be a lesbian. After hanging out for a bit, her 'friend' who is a girl calls her up and she ditches you guys for her, because you and your other friends saw them making out in the parking lot.
DUDE, ellen called rosie again..they're probably going to be scissoring now.. she seriously needs to stop dyke-ditching us
by Rashy December 17, 2008
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Swamp Ditch

Sally's 10k run left her with a massive case of swamp ditch.
by C.R. Estee July 26, 2019
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raking the ditch

The art of scratching your ass, usually in public, in a manner where others can see what you are doing.
I thought that blonde at the bar last night was hot until I saw her raking the ditch right in the middle of the dance floor.
by wubby4444 July 29, 2011
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