Screaming Diddlies

The sound made when violently excreting fluid from the anus into a toilet; a condition encountered when one has diarrhea.

"After I got home from eating at the new Mexican restaurant downtown, I had to run to the bathroom because I came down with a case of the screaming diddlies!"

by Jredog June 4, 2009

poof-diddle

Small, round pieces of fuzz that come off of clothing and other cloth objects.

The shirt has been worn so much that it is now covered in poof-diddles.

by Gretchy-poo May 17, 2010

Midday Diddle

When in the middle of the day you want to take a couple hours between just you and your computer... or imagination, and diddle youself. Middle of the day, diddle away.

Johnnie was late to his class, because he got caught up in his midday diddle.

by Oscar VVilde March 7, 2012

Dum Diddly Cuckarino

The phrase that comes out of her mouth after eating shitty Thai food on a Sunday night, getting busy at home when your stomach is upset, and you cum in her ear.

Last night, I was feeling kinky so I jizzed her ear when she shouted "dum diddly cuckarino!"

by BIgOl'Diddy October 16, 2017

DJ Rusty Diddles

Similar to the male equivalent of the Rusty Trombone. However, when a girl does it, it appears as though she is a DJ spinning a record, all the while licking the other girl's asshole!

Dude, I watched some girl on girl porn last night, and one of the girls was playing the part of DJ Rusty Diddles!

by akendall July 11, 2009

Fiddle my diddle

When you are playing Fiddlesticks in the game League of Legends, shouting "Fiddle my diddle" will make your max health double. Some say it is gay to say "Fiddle my diddle", but they have never gotten the boost.

"Fiddle my diddle!"

by #bufffiddle2k17 May 27, 2017

Skid Diddly Bop

Another term for finesse; to shift quickly away from a place/conversation; to scheme

Hannah: I got to skid diddly bop my way out of this party.
Shea: Yeah I need to finesse my way out too.

by Hann.Jobs March 8, 2017