Dolphin Dick

Descriptive term describing an abnormally "arched" or "curved" male penis.

Jennifer - "Hey I heard you hookup with Jim last night.... how was it?"
Amy - "It was different. He has a serious dolphin dick"

by dboogie9 April 1, 2015

Dick Figures

A flash cartoon on YouTube created by Ed Skudder and Zack Keller. The distributor is Mondo Media, the creator of Happy Tree Friends. The series is about two stick figures named Red and Blue.

Did you see the new Dick Figures episode? It was hilarious!

by LizzieBabes419 April 4, 2011

Dick cheese

Stuff in your dick that you get when you don't wash it

If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity

Person 1: ewww he has dick cheese, he's never getting laid

by Codsod January 2, 2019

Dick Tetris

When you first wake up with morning wood and need some effort to get comfortable in your jeans.

Dude: I've been playing way more dick tetris than usual lately.

by Whe;an June 10, 2009

Dick Vegan

Literally just lesbians and straight guys. People who don’t consume dick or anything that is produced by a dick, whether it be cum, piss or blood. There is no exception! You can’t cut any corners, once someone does they can no longer be considered or consider themselves as a dick vegan.

Stephanie: Jack, do you want to have a three way?

Jack: Only if they’re two girls because I’m a dick vegan.

Stephanie: Fine!

by 5wampDaddy September 29, 2018

boyfriend dick

The kind of dick you can ride every night because it fits just right.

His boyfriend dick makes me feel like Goldilocks. It's juuuuust right.

by BFD2016 July 3, 2016

Chronic Dick Withdrawal

Chronic Dick Withdrawal is when you're forever thinking about having sex with your partner after a period of not having sex, eg: long distance relationship.
Dick withdrawal can lead to excessive horniness esp at nights. Dick withdrawals causes you to continuosly want to talk to your partner about the next time y'all will be fuckin. It's just all about sex.

I'm having chronic dick withdrawal baby, i can't wait to pop this pussy for you

by Sosbbbbb February 28, 2016