Ditch

(dich)

Noun

1. When a male has an itch around his genitalia. Ditch is a compound word of dick and itch.

I fucked this dirty bitch and now I have ditch.

by Jusrin P.S. March 24, 2011

shit and ditch

This is when one sleeps with a female. After intercourse one waits till she is alseep. While asleep you lay a steamer in her mouth, if this doesn't awake her right away you can also perceed to insert your thumb into her anus, and then run away.

Man my ex girlfriend was being such a bitch lastnight i gave her the old shit and ditch.

by Mr nooglets January 25, 2009

dirt in the ditch

when you dont wipe your ass good enough you have dirt in the ditch

dirt in the ditch is shit in your ass crack

by Rick Bona October 21, 2009

ditch digger

fucking woman in the ass,cause queers should be outlawed, while holding their ankles by their head.

jamming a chicks ankles in her ears and givien her the "ditch digger."

by chugger42001 September 25, 2008

ditch weed

a large penis of doom

My Ditchweed is farting.

by Yakshem March 13, 2003

pint drinking ditcher

One whom commits to going to a pint drinking establishment with their friends/team, only to ditch out last minute on not only their friends/teammates, BUT also the pint drinking itself.

Micheal that slut is a pint drinking ditcher; Nathan on the other hand isn't, he came for 1 pint.

by drew September 16, 2007

Ding Dong Ditch

When a piece of shit loser knocks a girl up and can't handle the financial and emotional responsibility of being a father so he leaves her high and dry.

Did you hear about Kevin man? He ding dong ditched Celena !

by Chadleyturpenkum March 12, 2017