facebook deuce

The act of surfing facebook while going number 2.

bro, give me my laptop I gotta take a facebook deuce

by bwizzy November 16, 2009

Golden Deuce

The perfect poop. Meaning, there's nothing to wipe. When one has the golden deuce, the toilet paper is completely clean after wiping.

I sat on the throne, and dropped a Golden Deuce. When I wiped, my ass was dry, and there was no dookie on the toilet paper.

by Derange-O October 4, 2013

flippin the deuce

Just the classic peace sign.

They saw her flippin the deuce while making her exit.

by NotMgenna December 29, 2007

Blast a Deuce

Take a dump

I am going to expolde if I dont Blast a Deuce soon!

by Trout Slayer 22 March 5, 2009

cuck fuck deuce

Guy on guy on girl, not a train.

No one gets down to cuck fuck deuce like Kyle, Austin, and the unlucky.

by Onderma August 11, 2017

big joker, little joker, deuce

Add it. The fact you can't play prison spades means you're a punk.

Love
Kristin

Yo, yo, yo... Throw those bloody deuces out... We're playing big joker, little joker, deuce

by Redbirch September 19, 2017

deuce

A fat chick, usually weighing over 200 lbs.

"I think I saw Tom leave with that deuce"

by Nitsud420 June 4, 2007