Smooth Crotch

Term used to describe Reactor Operators in the Nuclear Submarine Force.

ETCS Jones has no balls. He's a real smooth crotch.

by San Juan Vet December 14, 2010

Sledgehammer Crotch

The soreness one feels in their vagina the day after they have been pounded especially rough and/or hard.

I can barely walk this morning because I have such a wicked case of sledgehammer crotch.

by Semore Buttes January 18, 2011

crotch crickets

slang for crabs, lice in the pubic area

Justin has crotch crickets.

by AK-85 April 22, 2006

crotch clevage

When a male wears shorts and sits down to reveal his shorts get bunched up between his thighs, leaving what is now known as "crotch clevage."
Disclaimer: This can be a good experience, or a bad one...

"Check out that crotch clevage he has goin' on!"

by Leafy & Steph August 13, 2007

crotch-massagingly

adverb: eliciting such a pleasurable response that one is forced to massage their crotch.

"Jessica Alba? She's crotch-massagingly hot!"
"I finished my term paper... it's crotch-massagingly comprehensive."

by AlexAtGT June 16, 2006

crotch rocket

A sport bike that is capable of high speeds. Also the term given to motorcycles with a fast 0-60 time.

Ducati 996, Suzuki Hayabusa

by A.R.S. (Anti-Rice-Society) June 23, 2004

Fire Crotch

A woman with a red haired vagina.

I love me some "Fire Crotch"

by cooter davenport May 12, 2010