crisis actor

A term used by alt-right goons, conspiraloons and online trolls to describe a victim of a mass shooting, thereby casting aspersions on the legitimacy of their accounts of the event. The claim being made is that the 'victim' is in fact an actor in some bigger conspiracy.

"That kid on TV was never at that school. She was a crisis actor, coached by the FBI to attack the 2nd amendment and Trump."
"Only a soulless braindead nazi troll would call a victim of a school shooting a crisis actor."

by Dr Buckles February 21, 2018

Cuban Missile Crisis

noun. during intercourse or other sexual acts, the failure to keep the penis erect. Commonly referred to as Erectile Disfunction (ED) and treated using Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, etc.

Man, we were having the best sex ever last night but then I had a Cuban Missile Crisis even Kennedy couldn't fix.

by nuttedhard March 17, 2009

Crisscross

To intersert instruments such as, Penis, Fingure ect.. in a subjects anus forcefully while they are unaware.

while having sex with you're girlfriend, quickly pull out the penis or use the index fingure and forcefully insert it inside her anus while she is unaware it and say "Crisscross" before she kills you.

This is a tridition to all and a must try for all you dare devils.

by Ibanana January 16, 2013

criss

meaning: that it is ok or there isn't a problem

as long as the teacher doesn't notice you haven't done your homework your criss

by ~*~Steph~*~ November 9, 2005

quarter life crisis

You are considered to have a "Quarter Life Crisis" if you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 20 and 30.

See One Eight Life Crisis or Mid Life Crisis for more information on the former.

"I am seriously, like, having a nervous breakdown"
(Evesdropping Bystander thinks...) She's having a Quarter Life Crisis!

by mandielanious May 11, 2004

Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis (COMC)

Someone, middle aged, who changes their blog/chat/screen/etc... names, for no other reason other than, they are suffering Midlife Crisis, offline, which has spilled into their online world. I was studying this, AND, knowing this guy from chatting with him for years, I have determined (and coined a new phrase in doing so,) that dude is suffering from COMC (Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis.)

Just now, I was chatting in the room with someone I have spoken to for about 4-5 years, who is pretty much a f'ing jerk, and someone was asking him why did he change his screen name, again (since he didn't lose it to terms of service violations.) I was studying this, AND, knowing this guy from chatting with him for years, I have determined (and coined a new phrase in doing so,) that dude is suffering from Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis (COMC)

by JayyTheOrc January 9, 2009

Hostage crisis

To take a heavy shit.

- "hang on, I'll be right back. I've got a hostage crisis"
- "I had a sucsessful hostage relese"
- "The hostage crisis was a rough one. the release didn't go as planed."

by Timmay33 October 13, 2006