collective whizz

When a group of guys go to a public bathroom and occupy every stall

"Where's Michael?"
"He and the guys went to take a collective whizz."

by IronBlade March 18, 2016

collective häkeling

A type of german gay orgy, that uses crocheted sex toys instead of regular ones.

Person1: "Did you visit Tims collective häkeling last week?"

Person2: "Yeah my butt is still sore because of that crocheted buttplug."

by TheCrocheter27 February 3, 2017

connecticut

absolutely terrible. if you want to die of boredom, come here.

the schools are good, but just about everything else is awful.
the people are mostly terrible, white-stuck-up-bleached-hair-botox-addicted 50 year old women are the apocalypse of connecticut, and their children are their minions.

Help me, I want to get out of connecticut.

by heckinweirdo! May 3, 2018

connectionversary

The date that marks a bomb af connection between like minds and like souls

Today is our connectionversary.

by Beautiful Wombyn June 12, 2018

Connecticut Corndog

The act of taking a pancake and wrapping it around your erect penis proceded by violently jerking the pancake around the phallus until finishing in the pancake, often done with syrup. Best served while warm.

Hey man I fed my little sister my connecticut corndog leftovers this morning. She asked for pancakes and she got them, she later came back for seconds. YUM.

by Berry McCockinnner May 11, 2018

Collective Diary

Facebook.

Facebook is so unique. Think about it. What has ever existed like it before? It's the first-ever example of what is a... collective diary. Hey, I should submit that to Urban Dictionary.

by Vincent Van Dazzled February 25, 2019

Connecticut fuck

When she said pull out so you pulled out for a second and then went back in and nutted so she got pregnant

Your that type of person that does a Connecticut fuck

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019