female condom

A contraceptive that is best compared to a plastic bag like you get at the supermarket. There's really no reason to use one of these, when better options are available for a couple of bucks at the mini mart, and pulling out is free.

Matt: "So Kevin, how was Lindsey last night? Did you beat it up, as usual?"
Kevin: "Hell yeah dogg, I beat that up like I was the school bully."
Matt: "You guys use those female condoms, right?"
Kevin: "Yeah, but she ran out. Fortunately she had just bought groceries at Safeway, so I just strapped on a plastic bag and went at it."
Matt: "Good thinking, man. That's some serious Macgyver shit."
Kevin: "No, not really."

by Nick D February 8, 2004

THE CONCORDIA

It's when you do it doggy style, but instead of using a condom you use a sandwhich baggie. Without taking the sandwhich out. Just to get the squishy feeling of lunch meat inside you. Then when you're done, you do 69. Then you shove a live porcupine up her vagina & listen to her shriek. while she's shrieking, you hit her with a bus. Then you bake cupcakes, & AFTER taking the porcupine OUT, shove cupcakes up her ass & vagina, & stick it in there. Then throw the body in a nearby lake. Then eat the sandwhich as you watch her sink.

"Hey man, do you know where my mother is? I haven't seen her today"
"Oh, sorry man, I gave her THE CONCORDIA last night. You wont be seeing her any time soon."

by Scott & Jenn July 2, 2006

fake condom

a bollon, plastic bag, etc. used as a condom by some cheap bastard usually having an ending result of a STD or a pregnancy

Last night Jimmy used a fake condom on me and now I'm pregnant. What should i tell my dad?

by tvo June 25, 2006

condom

A piece of rubber worn on the penis to prevent fluid from entering the vagina. They are hard to find and embarrassing to pay for. Make a great balloon or water bomb.

Durex

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Open Condom Style

When you don't seriously give a f. when having sex with a women. Common when you party without a condom on your pocket, when your too drunk too put it on or simply when it breaks.

Friend: Dude so did you do that chick last night?!
Me: Of course man!
Friend: Did you use protection?
Me: Hell no! Open Condom Style!
Friend: Dude...

by marco28793 September 23, 2012

Weed Flavored Condom

A green condom that tastes like weed.

ex) The polish stallion did not know it was a weed flavored condom until the chick said he tasted like marijuana.

by Polish Stallionette November 12, 2010

condom

A contraceptive device for men OR women. Used to prevent pregnancy and STDs during sexual intercourse.

Even if your partner isn't sleeping around, STDs can be passed through accidental passing of blood, etc. So no love without the glove! haha.

by chinarose June 27, 2004