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Commodus Interuptus

Bowel movement deliberately interrupted due to external situations or circumstances.
When you are taking a dump and you suddenly have Commodus Interuptus due to the pizza delivery guy showing up 15 minutes early.
by Tito C. May 8, 2008
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freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)

Freshmanitis:most commonly diagnosed to freshman,
this disease is caught by freshman from odd upper classmen, and is highly contagious.

Symptoms include: extremely low amounts of spirit, sitting on your ass during pep rallies, and pretty much anything else annoying including not wanting to yell or express happiness

This disease has no cure, but it eventually goes away once the person with the illness becomes a sophomore. Only the odd children are uncurable and will stay infected to then pass it on to the lower class men.

Germex is reccomended to prevent the spreading.
These chlidren tend to live lives of social isolation, mimicking the faggetry portrayed in high school, in a sad attempt to do normal things.
freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)
Jim: "Dude, That pep rally sucked."
Bob: "Yeah, all because of the freshman."
Jim: "I hate them, man!"
Bob: "It's just freshmanitis. You had it too."
Jim: "...Yeah...I know"
by noahgaudreau69 March 28, 2011
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Common Sense

Gay ass, no name ska band from California who sued an MC of that same name over copyright infringement.
Everyone knows who Common Sense the rapper is, but no one can remember who Common Sense the ska band was.
by Omega Death December 29, 2004
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comedy of the commons

slapstick, three-stooges stuff
That there on the TV is some comedy of the commons.
by doodooface September 5, 2003
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Hot Commodity

The by-product of nuclear wings and too many beers (usually the fine brand Upper Canadian).
Dude, did you see that Hot Commodity at the end of the dock?

Nah, I didn't want to intrude.
by Pappa Largo December 26, 2008
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Commodore

A car manufactured by GM to cover the family car market. However they broke into the sports market woth the SSS and clubsports boasting alot of power at the wheels to beat the Jap imports. (also see I. S. racing
by Overcast March 20, 2003
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lowest common denomination

1. When someone claims to be "Christrian" but has never been in a church and has a vague recollection of the ten commandments, but thinks they are good person.

2. In religion, the lowest common denominator or least common denominator (abbreviated LCD) is the least common multiple of the denomination of a set of vulgar religions. It is the smallest common thought that is a multiple of the denominations.
God hates fags, that's Joseph 3:16, bro... I know I am apart of the lowest common denomination.
by floorfly November 15, 2010
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