explosive colon

the most horrible illness known to man; having explosive colon means you will shit so much at such a rapid speed that you won't even have time for a courtesy flush; known to leave toilets in ruins and causing entire sewage systems to fail; accompanied by severe anal pressure

One day I ate food at the school cafeteria. The next day I was in the bathroom and I had to shit sooo bad that I felt my colon burst into flames as feces blasted out of my burning ass and decimated the toilet and most of the floor.

by Awesome dude December 23, 2003

Cologne

English name for the German city Köln

Köln is the German name for Cologne

by Janno June 24, 2005

Cologne

Just a fragrence, the rest is up to you.

Is a sentence with cologne in it necessary?

by PornSoldier December 16, 2006

color guard

A group of girls (or guys) who are very talented! They spin, toss, and dance alongside of the marching band. They have to remember several tough routines, know the exact counts, and march to their exact spots on the field. People may not realize it, but a there are a lot of hot guard girls. Most people just stare at them. Oh and by the way, it is actually a sport unlike cheerleading.

Bob---"woah man did you see the color guard and that toss they just did?"

Greg---"yea and did you see that girl's ass in her unitard?"

by goob123 December 26, 2005

Colonthree

The word-version of :3

Or; how you say :3

It's a multifunctional, all-purpose smiley. Also the sort of face most rodents make.

Guy: My mom died!
Dude: *colonthree*

by Quakeulf August 28, 2009

People of color

Odd term as 60 years ago it was racist and used to divide whites from all other skin colors but is used today by especially liberals to once again divide whites from all other skin colors.

For some reason people of color is acceptable today despite Jim Crow

by TornadoGordo September 9, 2020

colorguard

An amazing sport where Girls and sometimes Guys spin flags, rifles, and sabres. They ARE NOT all fat. They ARE NOT rejects of the dance team or cheeleading squads. When they play instruments during non-marching band season they are kick ass. colorguard is amazing. Band knows not to say something they are gonna regret if a guard girl finds out. They make the band look good

percussionist: why do we even have a Colorguard? gay
*colorguard walks onto field, everyone cheers*

band director: thats why

by guardgirl2013 September 16, 2009