off-cocked

Something that is out of position in relation to its proper positioning.

The painter hung the picture off-cocked.

by Kristen Paskus July 27, 2006

cocked

To cock someone is to telephone them, wait for them to answer, say or shout the word 'cock' and then hang up. When this happens, you have been 'cocked'. The practice was made popular in the UK by the hit comedy series 'The Office', in which the hapless Gareth would regularly be cocked by Tim and Dawn.

Nojworth: We haven't cocked Gary lately
MacDaddy: No, lets do it! (phones Gary)
Gary: (answers phone) Hello?
MacDaddy: COCK! (hangs up)
Nojworth and MacDaddy laugh hysterically
Gary: (annoyed) Great. I've just been cocked.

by Nojworth July 20, 2006

cacker

A cacker in bournemouth is female version of a towine. Can easily be spotted due to ridiculously oversized gold earrings and usually have more than one in each ear. They can also wear the same type of gold chain necklaces and/or bracelets. Usually wear 'casual' sports clothing and baseball caps. Very loud and abnoxious, take the piss out of others if they have nothing better to do. By the age of 13 have lost their virginity and drop out of school.

'What a complete cacker'

by Tabs February 7, 2004

Cucker

A mixture of the words cunt and fucker

Oii you silly little cucker

by Samily January 11, 2017

Cocked

Cock-ed kok-ed adjective - the act of putting cock sauce on anyone or anything.

Damn man, I just cocked all over her face.

Say something else and I'll cock you, woman.

by Nector November 20, 2007

coaker

To get 53000000 on winterbells game

Omg he is coakering that game

by Lewis Rangger October 8, 2007

funt cucker

your friend who you enjoy spending time with, but gradually gets under your skin until you don't like him, then you befriend him the next day

Akbar: "Oh that Tom and Michael, they're right funt cuckers."

by Sebastian 'Spider' Creed January 4, 2010