race check

An initial warning that one calls when telling a racially touchy joke in a public place.

"So a white guy and a hispanic guy go into a bar, wait, hold on. RACE CHECK!!"
"*silence*"
"OK good, so a white guy and a hispanic guy go into a bar..."

by MrXcitement August 2, 2008

D-Check

Code used by gangsters for checking to see if someone is fine and Dandy (hence the D).

This when done to normal citizens is to remind them that they are just mere normal citizens. However this can also be used from gangster to gangster, in this case it becomes a G-Check.

Gangsta 1: You good yeah?
Normal citizen: Yes I'm fine thanks (thinks phew that was just a d-check and not a mugging).

Or

Gangsta 1: You good yeah?!

Gangsta 2: chssst (kisses teeth), what you mean. I'm gonna chef you up and then lick all your jewellery. How dare you d check me, I'm a real g famalam. What. What. What. What.

by hannanbread October 27, 2018

Checking oil

A move a soccor player makes to injury or cramp a opponent. A forced plunging of the thumb or index finger into the anus

Did you see horhe check martinis oil at the game last night?

Yeah was a two dipper!

Checking oil cramped him right up.

by Kerbangocwm December 4, 2017

nose check

Identifying someone's jewish ancestry.

Hey man, you ever wonder what most greedy bankers have in common? One tip: Nose check.

by ShabbatShalom January 30, 2020

check the spot

To "check the spot" is to leave an area, either out of boredom or to avoid a "beat down".

(person1) Hey isn't that Jay?

(person2) Yeah. Don't you owe him $20?

(person3) Oh yeah. I'm gonna check the spot and go home.

by Brandon Debise June 18, 2006

label check

Proposed as a question in a statement sometimes, asks whether or not you can see the label on another's bottle of beer. If the lable cannot be seen the person must drink and turn their lable outward.

Katie noticed that Tom wasn't holding his beer in the correct Manner. She did a label check so everyone could see what he was drinking. Tom then proceeded to take a drink and turn the label.

by NinjaoftheNight October 6, 2009

Block-Checking

The action of unblocking someone and blocking them again on AIM in order to see if they're online. This is about the equivalent of knocking on someone's door to see if they're home, then your nerves collapse and you run the fuck away before they see you. Usually occurs after a terrible conversation, which ends up with one person blocking the other. Of course, this just makes the person they blocked attractive, so they make frequent spot checks to see if you're online.

paranoia bacon: i am so freaking awesome
rosesnguns17: what happened?
paranoia bacon: i just bitched out this hot-ass emo chick, and now she's block-checking me.
rosesnguns17: just make sure you videotape it :):):)

by ObeyZod September 15, 2005