St Mary's Catholic High School Croydon

Most students use to be on piss and are in jail but ever since Mr Shields came pussyos took over. The only year that is entertaining is year 9 at written time (2018-2019). Also St Mary's is notorious for drill artist SL studying there.

When the head was Mr Ughwujabo:

"What school do you go?"

"St Mary's Catholic High School Croydon"

"Oh shit I'm sorry I'll leave you alone"

by TMGKendrik1994 June 13, 2019

Catholic Thunder

An extremely powerful and swift hero of Catholic lore. Considered half-ninja, half-laser, and half-robot to some. Illegal in 13 different states and Quebec.

Many days ago I was being beat with a belt by my great-grandfather, until, of course, Catholic Thunder rescued me with a ninja throwing bible.

by mr p nizzle April 12, 2010

Catholic Ugly

When you find someone very attractive but when you take a step back, they may not appear to be the most attractive person.

1: "I can't believe you think she's fit."
2: "She's only Catholic Ugly mate, you'd like her if you knew her."

by aguynamedlewis April 16, 2017

Catholic Retard

Catholic retards think they are better than every other fucking person and think that saying sorry to a fucking priest means they can do anything they want.

Known for raping choirboys in the ass, all while saying your bad for masturbating
What a bunch of cuntbag hypocrites!
What my retarded dad is.

The Catholic Retard had anal sex with the choir boys then confessed it to the priest so he could do it again.

by AnalobliterationGod! July 7, 2019

fat cathy

Is a turd so big that it feels like your butthole is being stretched so wide like your crapping out a softball...or worse.

I ate way too much mexican food last night and now I feel a Fat Cathy coming out of me.

by df1186 September 19, 2016

Recovering Catholic

1. An individual whom has come to their senses in realizing their foolishness in following a religion that is based upon archaic rituals and trite ceremonies that have nothing to do with the true intent of Christian Doctrine and Philosophy.

2. A person who realizes that is it better to treat all people with decency and respect regardless of disagreements on personal beliefs and lifestyle choices.

Joshua's Friend says: See that fellow there yonder! His name is Joshua and he is a Recovering Catholic!

Recovered Catholic replies: Praise the duck-billed platapus!

Joshua's Friend says: Amen!

by Fendown April 26, 2008

Cathalina

Cathalina is a very Asian name. This type of person loves noodles, bubble tea, and loves to play tennis. Cathalina comes from the word, Cathey, meaning "I'm white, look at me". Cathalina takes that word from Americans and turns it into an Asian wonder. A person by this name is very good with computers (especially Photoshop), loves macs, and wishes to go into a movie field. If your name is Cathalina and you want to become a model or anything, drop it and go to the computer field.

"Cathalina, we need your crazy Asian designs!"

"I'm coming!" -Says in a lisp-

by The_Deejay January 7, 2010