Fishy Coochie

A vagina that smells like a stormy day on a fishing boat in the middle of the Atlantic.

Man #1: Oh, you slept with her too?

*Daps Man 2 up*

Man #2: Yeah, bruh....was it your first time tasting tilapia?
Man #1: Nah, I've had it before! I love a fishy coochie.

by HerpieHerb69 November 18, 2022

Collate the coochie

A guy who strategizes and organizes when, where and how he will see his numerous girlfriends, so they won't find out about each other.

Jack is always trying to collate the coochie, so he can have several hookups per week. He's fouls as hell, dude. date, breakup, hookup, misogyny, misogynist, player, cheater, philanderer, philandering, divorce

by joecoolthefool October 12, 2015

9/11’d that coochie

When you stick your penis in a person

Ross 9/11’d that coochie

by Roossssss October 19, 2018

Slayer of Coochie

An absolute mad lad, usually has at least 3 anime body pillows, a neck beard and 4 katanas. The man never showers and always wears a fedora, is sensitive to light from staying inside most of his life. Only leaves his house to buy Doritos and Mountain Dew, and to absolutely demolish pussy. Without these living gods none of us would be here today, thank you Slayers of Coochie. One example of a Slayer of Coochie would be our lord and savior Phil Swift, with his easy to use Flex Tape he makes all the females wet.

Chad #1: “Hey do you see that Slayer of Coochie over there?”

Chad #2: “Yeah he’s always gettin’ the girls wet.”

by Coolio69420 January 1, 2019

Smooching my own Coochie

A term for female masturbation. Similar to the male term of beating my meat

"I'll be right out hun; I got to finish smooching my own Coochie"

by Prplskittle April 3, 2019

Gucci in the coochie

It’s all good down here.

How is it going with you and your man?
It’s Gucci in the coochie.

by Martinez.ma January 28, 2020

Crumb Of Coochie

When you have a semi-sexual encounter that involves kissing, grinding, fingering, touching over clothes but not actual insertion or ejaculation.
This a crumb of coochie

Dude 1: Hey bro so last night me and here did a lot but didn’t have actual sex.
Dude 2: so you got a crumb of coochie then?
Dude 1: Yeah I guess so

by Coochiecrumb September 28, 2020