carbon producer

A person that's extremely annoying. They try to be popular but ultimately fail. They are nicknamed the carbon producer because the production of carbon dioxide harms our environment and atmosphere and so does said person.

Oh look, there's the carbon producer again, he's sooo lame.

by Oxygen Producer June 14, 2017

carboneing

The act of meeting random broads and nailing them with force, typical done by a carbone.

Dude I toataly forgot about study group, sorry I was carboneing .

by Not carbone June 19, 2017

Carbotarian

New age youngsters (or elders) who claim to be vegetarians, but actually don't eat vegetables at all, or meat, obviously. Their diet consist of usually one food group...carbohydrates which includes the fruit they actually do eat.

The girl next door told me she was a vegetarian, so I offered her some fresh veggies, "she replied "oh I don't eat vegetables or meat." I clarified and said then you are a carbotarian?"

by ElleKay RN June 26, 2017

Carbon Tanprint

The amount of greenhouse gas emissions a person causes while getting a tan.

"Wow, James just broke the scale on carbon tanprint by travelling from Iceland to Australia to get a tan"

by Heimir Han July 20, 2017

Carcolepsy

When something occurs in the car and you're not sure if it really happened due to extreme fatigue.

Dude, I think he just stopped on the highway but I might be having some serious carcolepsy.

by KDF42 April 19, 2018

carbonate

When you sit on the toilet to take a dump but you only end up farting a bunch of times.

"I hope you had a good shit cause we still have a while to go on this road trip."
"Um. Well, it was kinda frustrating cause I guess I didn't have to go that toilet"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was only able to carbonate that toilet! I really thought I had to do go!"

by Onehitwonder? November 28, 2017

carboner

a boner u get in the car

I got a carboner.

by godzilla's carboner June 1, 2018