Toilet Computer 

A Smartphone; i.e. iPhone, Android, or Blackberry cell phone.

Thank god for my Toilet Computer! I was able to post this Urbandictionary definition while taking a satisfying dump!

Toilet Computer by TallestWaldo November 30, 2011

Horny computer 

When you open your Laptop or device and you encounter the porn that you forgot to delete the night before when you were jacking off. The terms also decried opening the computer and you see pornhub when it opens.

Stop it horny computer! Your gonna get me in trouble >:(

Horny computer by Dentor February 16, 2020

Potato Computer 

Potato computer is a term used for a weak computer that cant take much

be prepared for lag so just don't have a Potato computer

Potato Computer by ZanetheBane April 13, 2021

PCSD - Personal Computer Stress Disorder 

Personal Computer Stress Disorder comes from dealing with the chaotic world of Windows. Viruses, crashing software, blue screen of death, three finger salute, are all sources of this stress.

My psychiatrist diagnosed me with PCSD - Personal Computer Stress Disorder and prescribed the replacement of all of my PCs with Macs.

PCSD - Personal Computer Stress Disorder by nygeek September 19, 2013

is my computer on 

YES

A site that says if your computer is on.

is my computer on?
YES

is my computer on by NhehGuy June 20, 2018

History of the computer 

I don't know shouldn't you be searching it in wikipedia or something rather than wasting your time here

Assigment:
Find the History of the computer

History of the computer by ramdom shit you should stop se August 10, 2018

whoops you have to put the cd in your computer 

instructions unclear, put the computer in the CD

whoops you have to put the cd in your computer

whoops you have to put the cd in your computer by notarealperson111 March 10, 2021