Brown Crown

When completing an especially large bowel movement, one or more of the resulting turds breaches or "crowns" above the water. Not to be confused with the Massive Brown Crown or Gorgo the Beast Master, when one or more turds are so large that they extend above the toilet seat, requiring the pooper to stand up in order to break off the turd and finish.

Guy 1: "Dude, you were in the shitter forever! What were you doing, scuba diving?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I just finished my Brown Crown. That thing was wonderful. I took a picture with my phone. I cried a little when I had to flush it."
Guy 1: "Well break out the picture, man!"

While in the bathroom ...
Friend 1: "Oh my god! I think I'm crapping out my soul!"
Friend 2 (at the next stall): "Bullshit! Let's compare dumps; I'll bet mine's bigger."
Both friends finish without wiping to compare dumps.
Friend 2: "Holy hell, man! You had a Brown Crown! That turd's almost touching the lid!"
Friend 1: "I know, man. That was almost a Massive Brown Crown. I almost want to name it!"

by Donkey Punching Queen December 20, 2013

brown nosing

Kissing someones ass

"John was brown nosing David earlier!!"
"Yeah, John kisses everybody's ass!"

by Enda McMahon April 30, 2006

sylvia browne

A stone-faced, lying whorebag who takes money from desperate, deluded and stupid people without so much as a blip on the radar of basic human conscience. Challenged by James Randi on Larry King Live to have her psychic claims tested, which she publicly agreed to, but has been making lame-arse excuses to avoid ever since.

I searched for videos of Sylvia Browne fucking up again on Youtube today and it was interesting.

by IRON MAN Australia March 22, 2007

gordon brown

How a asian person says "golden Brown"

owwwhh MR miyagi your dim sims is a ruvly shade of gordon Brown .

or

MR foo manchu ,your dim sims must be gordon brown before you take them out of the deep frier.

by B Stokes March 4, 2008

code brown

Medical lingo spoken by EMS and emergency room personnel to denote a patient who is incontinent of feces. Used in the presence of family or other persons who don't want to hear, "He's shat himself."

"Glove up before you unwrap this chud, he's code brown.

by Crawlover July 3, 2004

Code Brown

The most critical point of needing to take a big shit. When one is on the verge of shitting in one's pants.

"Oh my God, I have to get to a toilet quick, I have a Code Brown!!"

by Kevin Graham December 4, 2003

brown zero

Similar to ground zero which is the site directly under the detonation of a nuclear weapon. Brown Zero is the area affected by a fart. Usually limited to a room unless the door was left open and it was really raunchy.

After I ate that big bowl of chili, my fiancee was caught at brown zero when I let one rip.

by computernut October 3, 2009