Locker Room of the Super Bowl 

Phrase used to describe the best time or situation ever...as if you were in the locker room of the Super Bowl - you just don't leave there....

Dude, I can't believe we are in Kid Rock's hot tub with 10 strippers....

Yea, let's get out of here and see what is going on downtown...

Are you fucking kidding me? You don't leave the Locker Room of the Super Bowl?! Dumbass.....

Locker Room of the Super Bowl by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

Reverse Chicken Wing Bowl 

Sexual maneuver in which the female holds a warm chicken wing, preferrably with no sauce, directly on the taint of companion while giving companion a hand job. (can also be done by gay people)
term was invented and popularized by pro skateboarder/radio host/mma fighter/boxer/actor Jason Ellis. He named this because of one of his many nicknames Wing.

"I got an order of 16 chicken wings, but I'll only be eating fifteen of them. I'm planning on having my girl give me a Reverse Chicken Wing Bowl."

Reverse Chicken Wing Bowl by Crazy Blind Kid March 6, 2009

Super Bowl XLIII 

Super bowl between the Arizona Cardinals and the Pittsburgh Steelers.

The Steelers won 27-23, with a touchdown pass to MVP Santonio Holmes with only 35 seconds left in the game.

The Steelers played the hardest schedule in the league and had many injuries, but over came most of these to get to the Super Bowl.

The Cardinals were a surprise and Kurt Warner despite being older than the pyramids was able to lead his team all year.


The game seemed all Pittsburgh until mid 4th quarter when Arizona got crazy and Larry Fitzgerald got a bunch of catches. But Large Benjamin Roethlisberger was able to put together a winning drive.

Did you watch Super Bowl XLIII Last night?

Super Bowl XLIII by SteelerfaninPeru February 9, 2009

turd in a punch bowl 

Someone or something that spoils a good mood.

Person 1: That was an awesome movie!

Person 2: Yeah, awesome special effects.

Person 3: I was so offended by that movie! Could you believe how many subliminal racist messages there were? I think we need to write a letter to the studio and tell them to ban this movie.

Later on...

Person 1: Brian's getting some guys together to go play football at his house.

Person 2: Cool, let me go get my cleats and we'll head over.

Person 3: Football's barbaric! So typical of American society to love a violent game like that!

Person 1: If you don't like it, then don't come! Jeez, why do you always have to be such a turd in a punch bowl?

turd in a punch bowl by Paul785 October 15, 2007

Dry Bowl 

Turn off the water to the toilet. Flush the toilet until the bowl and tank are empty. Leave a Turd in the toilet.

A great joke we used to play while out on a road trip was to leave a 'Dry Bowl' in the motel room of our team mates.

Dry Bowl by Marty J January 9, 2006

Soggy Bowl Of Cornflakes 

useless, cant do a job properly, no good to anyone.

Gary: did you sort that problem out for me.

Phil: no i got jack to do it

Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.

Soggy Bowl Of Cornflakes by Jourdy22 January 27, 2015

Dial-up Bowl

An area of the United States usually in the southern states where very few people have access to high-speed internet, their only option often being slow ass dial-up.

No online gaming.
Overnight downloads.
No online gaming.
30-minute Wikipedia page wait.
No online gaming.

...It sucks livin' in the Dial-up Bowl...

Dial-up Bowl by Blake C. June 27, 2008