colon blows

To terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. Combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).

Man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died I think I threw up in my mouth.

by whiplash72 January 20, 2015

Peach blow

Eating the booty.

Babe I'm gonna peach blow you later tonight.

by Unicorndogs42 September 21, 2016

Blowing zeros

Referring to a breathalyzer. Blowing through and it reads 0.00. When someone is pretending to be drunk or high but they blow a 0% BAC

Guy 1: did you see how drunk she was at the party?
Guy 2: nah dude she was blowing zeros

by Shortlang♐️ March 6, 2016

blow gravy

Sudden explosive diarrhea, that may or may not have chunks in it.

"That General Two didn't settle right and I totally had to blow gravy when I got home!"

by Swio March 28, 2016

Blow pillow

A pillow used to blow smoke into while smoking, usually marijuana.

This is my designated blow pillow.

by Tccwhore March 29, 2019

blow john

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

by CharlieRomeo April 11, 2017

Blowing a Trombone

When a girl is sucking a guys dick and then he farts.

Lacey was sucking Rick's dick so well, she ended up blowing a trombone when he farted... She had a standing ovation.

by EZvibes December 4, 2019