shoot blanks

To be impotent and not able to impregnate a female. Only a male can "shoot blanks".

Aaliyah: "Wait...we shout use some protection."
R. Kelly (in his mind): "Damn. I hate when they say that, it's no good with one of those. I'd better think of an excuse. Let's see..."
(out loud) "Uh...I'm shooting blanks so it's OK."
Aaliyah: "All right."
R. Kelly: "Uh...can you put on this schoolgirl outfit and pull your hair back so it looks like you're 12 instead of 15?"
Aaliyah: "OK."

(3 months later)
R. Kelly: "Shit. That didn't work, I knocked her up. Oh well, maybe she'll die in a plane crash or something."

by Nick D July 19, 2004

blindsiding the marlin

well a marlin is a swordfish, so the closest thing a man has to a sword is his penis.
To blindside the marlin (where it cannot see) would be to headbutt the tip of the cock during fellatio.

"dude after she blew me, she totally caught me off guard, blindsiding the marlin."

by susanismyalias January 5, 2010

Blink Down

1. An act of simplifying a base line by taking a complicated tab and picking out a simple melody based off the original bass line. Most often Mimicking crappy punk rock by down-stroking with a pick.

Frankie: "Babe I cant play that bass line"
Danielle: "Just Blink Down then!"

Mark: "Awww man that set was rough tonight. That carousel intro was hardcore, good thing I was able to sit down!"

Tom: "Immmm suuuoooo sooorrrreey!" "Dude I've been telling you for years to just Blink down that part."

by hellokittyjumper June 1, 2011

blink182

A fucking emo band. No punk rock here! Just listen to their lyrics.Pure emo. "OMG SHE LEFT ME I AM SO LONELY FUCK ME UP THE ASS PLEASE!" Fucking posers.

Blink182 are a bunch of emo coksucking posers.

by Broody May 12, 2004

blanksta

an African American (black) who acts like the typical stereotypical, preppy caucasion (white) boy; a wanna be white boy; in some cases not directed towars race but a person who acts like the stereo typical caucasion

That black neighbor of my is such a blanksta. He wears short shorts, wears a tie on the weekend to wear around the house, and above all he thinks he' so rich and preppy!

by K_Master_M May 6, 2003

Blink 182 and or good charlotte

the awesomest bands of all time...and if you don't think so go fuck yourself and your mom, cause she likes that kind of stuff, at least that's what i seen in those videos, with n'sync might i add.

you suck if you don't like them...

by goodblinkcharlotte182 December 11, 2004

blinking moron

A term used to describe someone on the road in a vehicle or pedestrian who is doin something that seems stupid or illogical to you. Generally used in the case were swearing is not an option.

Arrrgghh look at that Blinking moron, nearly ran me off the road *Shakes Fist"

by John1984110484 November 4, 2007