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Doc blocked

To request a document from a website only to have it respond with "access denied".
I was trying to download the notes for class from the professor's website but I was totally doc blocked.
by habitmelon December 28, 2010
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Mop Blocked

similar to "cock blocked" except the person doing the blocking is female and resembles a Mop i.e. really thin, wooden personality, mop-like hair, wouldn't know fun if it hit her in her moppy face, you could pick her up turn her upside down and wash the floor with her head
Berry: come out to me in the boonies Wugs
Wugs: not going near you if the Mop is there
Berry: stupid ass Mop, always around me... wish she'd stop Mop Blockin' me
Wugs: I would so L-bomb you if she wasn't there, I do it to everyone
Berry: maybe its lucky I got Mop Blocked
by BerryWugs March 8, 2011
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comment blocked

when you post something on facebook and a total loser comments on it, preventing others from commenting also.
peson: "dammit! that hyna jeffrey commented on my post! i might as well delete it because he just comment blocked me! motherfucker!!"
by waterpolo15 July 17, 2011
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TGIF blocked

When a colleague schedules a meeting anytime after 2pm on a Friday.
My boss TGIF blocked me so I couldn't run errands this afternoon.
by Bapumule September 23, 2011
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pop blocked

when you're watching or reading something sexually stimulating on your computer and then a pop up suddenly appears and blocks your vision on the screen.
Guy 1: man i was fapping to this video and just when i was near my limit a pop up suddenly appeared!

ending up blowing to some "free iphones"

Guy 2: lol you got pop blocked so hard.
by AxelD September 24, 2011
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shot blocked

When a person steals your place at the bar while you are distracted for 2 seconds.
Guy 1: "Hey man, I'm almost at the front"

Guy 2: "Not man, some chick just just shot blocked you"

Guy 1 notices a girl has stolen his spot.
by Mr.AdamSandler October 16, 2011
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Clock Blocked

When you go into work early to finish a project and your boss tells you that you cannot clock in at that time.
Bob: Dude I went into work early so I could finish up that proposal for the new division of accounting but my boss wouldn't let me clock in.

Stu: Man that sucks, you totally got clock blocked
by Gomer B. December 15, 2011
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