Blessing in Disguise

While engaging in oral sex, the dude unexpectingly lifts his hips and shits all over the girls face, but to her surprise it tastes really good.

“I got my face decimated by poop last night, but it was a blessing in disguise. I don’t even mind the severe pink eye!”

by Vladimir Jewtin August 26, 2021

bless

Blew ass. To blow ass in. The act of shitting and farting simultaniously resulting in explosive debris. Normally occurs after eating Mexican fast food. In the presence of others in sound range muffling the blasts are preferred.

I had to bless the toilet after eating Tacor Bell.

by beer4lenny April 6, 2005

Bless Me

As heard in the movie "House of Wax", bless me is a term used when asking for alcohol.

- Something's dead out there.
- Nah, something's dead right here, and we have to drink it back to life. Bless me, dog.

by Rose Rampage July 24, 2009

Bless

The mucus coming out of your nose.

p1: A---a----CHOO!!!
p2- Ah, bless you.
p1: thanks.
p2: um... you have bless running down your nose.
p1: oh... um... I'll get a um...
p2: Tissue
p1: tissue, yeah... bye.

by SuperHeroLiza October 20, 2008

bless it

to stop the argument that you had with someone and move of from it, without apologising to one another

“i feel like i need an apology from you”
“nah i say we just bless it”
“say less”

by alex ray December 3, 2020

Irish blessing

An Irish blessing is when you get cursed out by someone (usually for messing up).

Jonathon messed up so bad, Marc gave him an Irish blessing.

by TyOshea October 28, 2013

blessant

Being made holy like God by God's own mercy and grace bringing about a sense of joy, fulfillment and satisfaction.

A positive declaration or prayer over a person so that they may live in a manner as to begin to enjoy heaven on earth.

1) Have a blessant morning.
2) Go in blessant ways.

by Pax Christi VC October 10, 2023