Bazinga Blasted

To be jebaited or tricked; To be a complete goof idiot and act very stupid

"Ryan, come look at my schedule that I made."
"Oh cool lemme see."
"Just kidding. How does it feel to be bazinga blasted?"
"This is why your parents don't love you."

by BRWNBOY May 08, 2021

trumpet blasting

When you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. In your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts

As I slowly awoke and realized Meghan was still sound asleep I was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting I would be able to do in the living room.

by Jacetheacehahhyuie November 19, 2016

Turtle Blasting

When you are fucking a chicks tits a you blow a load on her chin and or tits.

"Man i was Turtle Blasting this hooker last night and DAM did i cover her with my man juice".

by MasterofTits November 19, 2009

Whip Blasting

The act of ghost riding the whip and ghetto blasting simultaneously. This can only be done by a true street heartin' thug.

Chris: Yo, you niggas wanna go Whip Blasting?
Scott: Aigh man, I'll get my bottom bitch.
Zak: Cool, I got the boombox and some mad mix tapes.

by shoey205 February 09, 2010

usb blasting

Slang for robot orgasms

I fuck my roomba because usb blasting is hot.

by PeePeeConsumer August 31, 2018

Blast broke

When you bankrupt somebody or make them lose a lot of their money.

Make them broke

"You dont wanna be the one I blast broke"

by Ray Ng July 17, 2008

Knuckle Blasting

Getting a tattoo of letters on each finger (generally excluding the thumbs) in order to spell a word or words about eight characters in length. The tattoo goes between two knuckles per finger on the outside of the hand.

"I had a little knuckle blasting session last weekend at the tattoo shop. It says 'hold fast' because I'm a sailor."

by Symmetria May 21, 2014