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Butthole Bandits

A church group that uses unorthodox methods to create holiness and promote anti-sin lifestyles.

Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.

Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.
The Butthole Bandits came to my door last Tuesday and I’m thinking of joining!
by Pyjama pants January 1, 2020
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deuce bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.
I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.
by TheGolem August 16, 2020
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Barcode Bandit

Someone who is extremely depressed to the point where they cut themselves and make barcodes. (Without anyone trying to buy them)
by Antman457 March 21, 2021
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Snapchat Bandit

The act of stealing girls nudes on Snapchat and posing as them on onlyfans to get money or showing their boyfriends their “loyalty”
The Snapchat Bandit got 10 nudes a day for a week by posing as a billionaire with a penthouse in LA
by SnapchatBandit September 25, 2021
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fire biddie

Oooh she’s a fire biddie on my daddy!!!!
by anonymous November 27, 2022
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Crash Bandicoot

Crash Bandicoot is an insult that makes its meaning in the beloved Platforming game by the same name. Deriving from the main score based goal in Crash Bandicoot’s games;

“To smash every box he can find.”
A double meaning for;

“Fuck every pussy he comes across”

The insult targets that hyper sexual mate of yours who never turns down sex/gets around a-lot. Typically the intended target should be attracted towards women.
Dave: “yooo that party was lit!! I think i got with stacy, bella and that red head all in the same night! Am i a stud or am I a stud!?”
Steve: “Yeah alright, Crash Bandicoot”
Dave: “Wha-? Why did you call me that??”
Steve: “Cause you smash any dirty box you come across you fucking skirt chaser!”
by Serbian_Father_Figure January 14, 2023
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Ring Tailed Bandit

A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.
Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?
by Wolf89 March 17, 2008
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