The enforcers of the church known as the Butthole Bandits.

The Butthole Brigade door knock on residential Australian neighbourhoods in order to preach and entice new recruits.

Once new recruits have joined the church, they also cinch the new recruits as part of the initiation process.

Members of the butthole brigade do not get cinched as they are the chosen few who must endure the pains of life in order to enlighten the living.
The Butthole Brigade came to my door last night and I’ve got a cinching appointment next week.
by Pyjama pants January 2, 2020
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