Mc beffy mermaid

Mcd"s has gone surf and turf. Just smash a big mac and filet-o-fish. This by no means a health lover meal. It's so bad but so good and only 920 calories.

surf turfMc beffy mermaid

by wang569 October 26, 2011

Best Before

The date when a product might lose taste but won't poison you after you eat it.

Guy 1: We gotta throw out the cake
Guy 2: Dude, it's two days past the best before, it won't kill you.

by The Man with the Golden Gun January 13, 2013

girls before pearls

A statement of loyalty much along the lines of, "Chick before dicks," or "Bro's before hoes." Pearls used in reference to or related to the semen "pearl necklace."

"You really gonna go shopping with those bitches instead of hangin' with me?" Answer: "Yo! Girls before pearls!"

by Behind the 8-ball November 27, 2015

count your chickens before the egg hatched

Count your chickens before the egg hatched.

I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens

by Fursu May 2, 2016

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by SolarRad75 June 8, 2020

hoes before bros

a rule that tell girls to chill with there friends instead of going to hang with thier boyfrend

-by giselle-

nicole: r u hanging us today?
pat: no me and my boyfriend r going to the movies today
nicole: what happened to hoes before bros?

by Giselle :D February 20, 2008

Brogrammers before hoegrammers

The unwritten law that your male programming friends should always come before your female programming acquaintences. Most frequently used when a fellow brogrammer is bending over backwards to accommodate a hot hoegrammer's needs, while spurning his brogrammers.

Scott: Sorry, guys, Erica needs me to rewrite how our PHP Framework is integrating with Drupal in order to make her module function properly.

Jack: WTF, brogrammers before hoegrammers, dude.

Scott: But dude, she showed me major cleavage when she leaned over to ask me!

Jack: ...Can I help?

by Japegrape November 30, 2011