Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead

Peter Pumpkinhead came to town

Spreading wisdom and cash around

Fed the starving and housed the poor

Showed the Vatican what gold's for

But he made too many enemies

Of the people who would keep us on our knees

Hooray for Peter Pumpkin

Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead?

Oh my!

Peter Pumpkinhead pulled them all

Emptied churches and shopping malls

Where he spoke, it would raise the roof

Peter Pumpkinhead told the truth

But he made too many enemies...

Peter Pumpkinhead put to shame

Governments who would slur his name

Plots and sex scandals failed outright

Peter merely said

Any kind of love is alright

But he made too many enemies...

Peter Pumpkinhead was too good

Had him nailed to a chunk of wood

He died grinning on live TV

Hanging there he looked a lot like you

And an awful lot like me!

But he made too many enemies...

Hooray for Peter Pumpkin

Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkin

Hooray for Peter Pumpkinhead

Oh my oh my oh!

Don't it make you want to cry oh?

Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead

by Death Menace February 8, 2023

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"Damm look at that couple over there"
"Pshh, they aint nothing like Maggie Ballard and luis Beltran "
"Yeah your right"

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Gabriel Ballard

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Yo is that Gabriel Ballard right the what a top shagger

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balabul

Being limp,
When all muscles of the body have no tension, resulting in a motionless figure.

"Go Susie, be a balabul so I can drag you around the floor."

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Bailae

Bailae. A smart beautiful person who every one loves. She is amazing and perfect and when she walks people stare .

Michael: Dang , I need a Bailae.
John: Dang , there goes a Bailae . (:

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Balagi

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We got a balagi that just wont fuck off even though Greg pays the shit out of him constantly.

by thickdickgaston November 14, 2006

Ballaka

Definition:Ballaka Means a Friend That is Gay!

I saw A ballaka and he was ............ u dont want to know =P

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