double bagger

When your sack mate's face isn't up to par/will make you vomit and then choke on it in horror, you put a brown paper bag over their head and one over yours, just in case theirs falls off

yeah man you should have seen her, i feel bad for the bag. total double bagger

by supernabes January 17, 2009

blagged

A piece of property etc that has been stolen.

I just blagged this dildo out of your mums drawer

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

HEAD BANGED JOY

Expressing a feeling of being ecstatic. When your neck is cutting itself off ,your ears and burning and shredding themselves inside your temple for love of a skull, your eyes are getting eaten from the inside out, your eyelids are involuntarily fluttering, your hands are shaking, your legs are broken, you have no toe nails, your love of the world at that exact moment. Please never stop. Please.

The kid is a like a HEAD BANGED JOY.

by CRUCIFIED FABRICATION October 4, 2003

carpet bagger

a fucking yank who needs to stay on his own side of the mason dixon line.

You see that carpet bagger done come down from New York?
yeah shot me that feller, gonna hang 'im on me wall over thar

by charlie daniels October 25, 2004

T-baggers

A failing government party. The Tea Party; A common reference used by Bill Maher

1. The T-baggers will never win an election.

by Theguitarman November 2, 2010

bagger

A term used by wildland firefighters as a derogatory term to an individual or entire group or it can refer to any action of lower standards (ie, a bagger thing you did)

type 2 crews are NOT baggers, but they can be, but so can shots.

Look at that bagger falling out.

Nice job crapping in the black, what a bagger move.

by DlsC2 October 24, 2010

two bagger

A two bagger is a chick with a rockin' body, but a face that looks like it was beaten with an ugly stick. There are two principal reasons why someone would be called a two bagger. The most common reason is that a gentleman should be able to place one bag over her head and still enjoy the sexual experience, but for good measure will place another bag over his own head in case the aforementioned bag falls off the two bagger. Additionally, should a friend walk into the room while a sexual act with a two-bagger is occurring, the gentleman performing the act will be assured that his identity is protected.

Shawn: "Hey bud, you were a little drunk last night at the bar! If I was as drunk as you, I would have gone home with that butt ugly chick you were talking to! Did you put a bag over her head?"

Todd: "Bud, I would have used one bag, but she was definitely a two bagger."

by ajgutterbags May 18, 2011