Brandon

A small dicked, homophobic gay, that always has dry cum on his chin. Also referred to as “Birthmark Brandon”.

“Holy shit, ima bout to give her Brandon’s birthmark!”

Brandon by AlexLibro October 29, 2018

He has a large ego, small dick, many pubes, and a dad body with double D tits. A complete thundercunt that dates an alien, and is fake as fuck.

Rebecca: Wow I have some competition
Jamie: Of what
Rebecca: Brandon's tits are almost as big as mine

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He's very loud and annoys miss teacher person way too much.

"Brandon stop with the music"

"Brandon! Out of the closet!" "But I found ginger ale!"

"Brandon stop" "Brandon shhh"

Brandon by UnknownBoy0 November 20, 2018

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Oh you know brandon yeah that dick

Brandon by Yournan123x January 12, 2019

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Brandon: Baby I love you I'll see you tomorrow...
Few hours later. Yeah I fucked another woman. Sorry

Brandon by Starstream February 3, 2019

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Small Asian guy with hair longer than my dick.

Brandon is Brandon

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Brandon is a total creepy douchebag, he's always going to be a dickhead and deserves a "fuck you" every now and then.

That guy is such a fucking Brandon, I'd fuck him up if he still lived here.

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