Awkward Dance Breakout 

When one amazing song pops up it influences the listener(s) to break out in random and weird dance. The dancers lose awareness of their surroundings and make fools of themselves

At the prom Charlie and Glen heard "right round" by Flo Rida and they started an Awkward Dance Breakout in a sexual and innapropriate dance manner. Everyone was creeped out by them and they stood their distance away from them for the rest of the night

Awkward Dance Breakout by Little Canada June 10, 2010

awkward reader 

A person who comes up behind you while you're reading and begins to read over your shoulder. Even more awkward if they read out loud.

Dude, quit being an awkward reader.

awkward reader by DiSK171512 July 18, 2010

Awkward Fist 

The pose made when you have to take a photograph with a person you do not feel comfortable with, yet you are required to put your arms around him or her for the sake of a decent photograph. In this pose the hand does not grasp around like a normal embrace, but rather clenches into a fist in case you have to escape this creepy person.

"Ohmigosh, I just met the best man and he is really creepy! Do I have to take a picture with him?" - Maid of Honor
"Don't worry about it! Just use the awkward fist!" -Bride

Awkward Fist by lazerest May 14, 2011

Awkward Crocodile 

Another of the awkward animals, similar to the awkward whale. This is when one person leans across another with outstretched arms and holds their position, as if a crocodiles mouth is open.

*Awkward Crocodile*

"Hey, this is awkward!"

Awkward Crocodile by Googly G August 17, 2011

awkward party 

1. a party that is exceedingly uncomfortable

2. when you tell a story and everyone has already heard it before and no one reacts

"Man, this 1812 themed party is so awkward party."

"Did I tell you about the restaurant reservation thing?"
"Yes."
"..."

awkward party by awkward poopy August 9, 2012

Awkward Cactus 

The action of holding both arms out in upside down 90 degree angles (like a cactus with upside down arms 🌵) during an awkward or uncomfortable situation when you don’t know how else to respond. Usually paired with an uncomfortable smile 🙃. This is especially used by socially awkward people.

Friend: you look cute today.
Me: 🌵🙃
Friend: you look like an awkward cactus

Awkward Cactus by daisynicolexo December 6, 2020

Awkward Beached Whale 

N. In the same category as the awkward turtle, awkward flag, and awkward moose, the awkward beached whale is the act of placing one's palms face-down on-top-of each other, such that the thumbs stick out to either side. The individual then proceeds to alternately wiggle the thumbs. For maximum awkwardness, proceed to make sounds similar to that of the blue whale.

V. To do as described above.

Person 1: "Wow, I feel awkward."

Multiple People: "Hmm, not us. I guess it's just you."

Person 1: *Does awkward beached whale hand motions*

"Whooo...oahhhh....wahooah"

*Feels exceedingly less awkward*

Multiple People: "Wow, we feel awkward now."

Awkward Beached Whale by captainduncan December 10, 2008