sharp as an apple

An apple, being spherical and smooth, is one of the least sharp objects one could find. The phrase "sharp as an apple" therefore means that the subject is slow mentally. An idiot. It can also be used in a self-deprecating manner whenever someone comments on your failures, though typically it helps if you don't actually believe you are.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think would happen if I stuck my hand in this blender and turned it on?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?

by Turkey Boy February 27, 2008

Horse Apple

Horse Shit
A Piece of shit from a horse.

I stepped in a horse apple.

by Mcrakin August 2, 2006

Appledogging

While giving head, a piece of foreskin gets lodged against your esophagus. You try to hack it up and it still sticks.

When Ms Patton went down on her husband she started appledogging right away and couldn't stop.

by Laird Jeffers February 2, 2009

Cookies & Apple Juice

Pussy and pussy juice

made popular by cam'ron in the song Cookies & Apple Juice and explained
in the second verse of the song. (for those who didn't already know)

Song : Cookies & Apple Juice - Cam'ron

Female verse - Yep, he said I'm cute. Try to throw me in a loop.
hit me when he's hungry lick my cookies drink my apple juice.

guy : whats good wit them cookies.
hoe : get the fuck.
guy : i drink apple juice.
hoe : call me 2nite around 7.

by wrekkless May 19, 2009

Apple hater

Someone who hates everything apple, the iPod, the iPhone, the iMac and all the other i products.

Matt: Stop just getting out your iPhone to show off, you're such an idiot.

Tom: Just coz ur an apple hater

Matt: Yeah, and?

by lulu750 November 26, 2009

apple watch

A smart watch made by Apple that makes you pay around 500 dollars so you don't have to pull your phone out of your pocket. Also pretty overpriced.

Is that the new apple watch? It's so cool! Yeah, but I'm broke now. At least I have fun spinning that wheel thing.

by SuperAstronomyNerd March 9, 2015

apple pie

woman's pussy that it's warm like apple pie..

I got to taste Jeannine S apple pie,it was so sweet.

by justin f April 25, 2004