Puckered Anus 

When one is beyond any feeling of frustration, anger, defeat, in any shape or form, their anus is puckered with these feelings.

Guy: Brett you okay?
Brett: No fuck you! You fucking cheater! I should have won!
Guy: Man, your anus is really puckered. You have quite a puckered anus.

Puckered Anus by ThePuckererer April 22, 2015

suit covered anus 

A testosterone-dripping alpha male, usually a big shot executive with a monstrously high income, especially one who acts in a condescending and obnoxious manner toward his "inferiors" (i.e. those of us earning less than $250K per year). Frequently abbreviated SCA.

It was noisy as hell on the train last night, all the SCA's were babbling about the football game.

suit covered anus by Peter May 13, 2005

Heinous Anus 

When someone has HELLACIOUS gas!

Jake gave Jamie a Dutch Oven, and she screamed, "OH MY GOD!! You have heinous anus!!!"

Heinous Anus by Two-Hands October 21, 2009

slim anus 

Originally a nickname given to Eminem by ICP, however it can be used to describe someone who's never had anal sex, therefore leaving their anus slim.

You hear me rippin those fart out? It's cause I got a slim anus.

slim anus by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006

Ripping anus 

The action of farting loud enough for the others to hear and smell. It is mostly looked down upon, unless you like the smell of other's gases.

*unnerving sound, followed by a unpleasant smell.*
1:Dude!
2:what?!
1:Are you Ripping Anus?
2:heh ^^
1:Wow fag..-_-"

Ripping anus by SV_Griefer March 13, 2008

captain anus 

Captain Anus - Referring to a humorous and uninhibited social group member. Often the person who takes a joke "one step too far".

We were all laughing at the series of double entendre until Captain Anus took it one step too far, but graphically describing the coloration of his anal region.

captain anus by Flange! November 27, 2015

dragon anus 

the act of putting a 1000 degree knife in someones asshole

she told me do dragon anus and got a knife from the kitchen and blow torches

dragon anus by baked beans in your butt November 18, 2018