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Alaaesque

Adjective, similar to bipolar. Describes an action that would be typical for this weird Egyptian girl. Such an action could be canceling last minute, being generally strange and not being able to make a decision.
I changed my mind again. - That's very Alaaesque of you.
by nikscha May 20, 2024
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Allah

Allah, or better known as Satan (The fallen Angel).

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The Quran describes Allah as the best deceiver there is, a liar who is not above using the same evil and wicked schemes of his opponents.

For example, the Quran calls Allah a makr, in fact the best makr there is:

Other texts that identify Allah as a makr include:

Are they then secure from Allah's deception (makra Allahi)? None deemeth himself secure from Allah's deception (makra Allahi) save folk that perish. S. 7:99,

Lest Muslims accuse these lexicons of bias or distortion notice what Muslim scholar Dr. Mahmoud M. Ayoub says when he asks,

"how the word makr (scheming or plotting), which implies deceitfulness or dishonesty, could be attributed to God." (The Quran and Its Interpreters – The House of Imran State University of New York Press SUNY, Albany 1992, Volume II, p. 165; italic emphasis ours)

After listing several Muslim sources he quotes a renowned Muslim expositor named ar-Razi who wrote that,

"scheming (makr) is actually an act of deception aiming at causing evil. It is not possible to attribute deception to God. Thus the word is one of the muttashabihat multivalent words of the Quran." (Ibid., p. 166; italic emphasis ours)

Unfortunately for ar-Razi, the Quran attributes deception to Allah since it identifies him as the best makr there is.

Ayoub also sources one Muslim who actually boasted of Allah being the best conniver/deceiver/schemer etc.,

The real GOD FORBIDs any deception!
Allah is best compared to Satan, as "The Best of the Greatest Deceiver's!"
by THE-INTELLECTUAL June 11, 2024
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Allahuakbared

Allahuakbared
When a has been raped sodomized and mutilated by someone shouting Allahu Akbar.
Hunderds of young people dancing at the peace festival near Gaza border have been Allahuakbared by Palestoids from Gaza.
by Tuhu Bacod June 12, 2024
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allahu akbar

something you should shout VERY loudly in public places (best place is an airport)
jess: sweetie remember the story of how granny was trapped in an elevator during 9/11?
cindy: yeah, but what’s that man over there doing?
man: ALLAHU AKBARRR! *fires AK as bombs go off in distance*
by ashcrayfr June 26, 2024
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Allah

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allaht

allaht means all of that, it's like a slang used when typing, like a typo .
why you got allaht food on yo plate ???
by ikyflaai December 15, 2024
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algaenized

Algaenized (adjective)
Describes Something, someone or some place that is covered in algae growing on its surface.
The ship's walls were (ALGAENIZED) and it had massive large chains which were smacking against the ships walls
by Mindaugas Valentinavičius December 16, 2024
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