Definitions by ashcrayfr
allahu akbar
jess: sweetie remember the story of how granny was trapped in an elevator during 9/11?
cindy: yeah, but what’s that man over there doing?
man: ALLAHU AKBARRR! *fires AK as bombs go off in distance*
cindy: yeah, but what’s that man over there doing?
man: ALLAHU AKBARRR! *fires AK as bombs go off in distance*
allahu akbar by ashcrayfr June 26, 2024
Genshin Impact
The game that not only turns your kids gay, but it’s also the root cause for bankruptcy, low GPAs, and the prime reason digital footprint exists.
Mars: Oh fuck me!
Gia: What’s wrong?
Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!
Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
Gia: What’s wrong?
Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!
Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
Genshin Impact by ashcrayfr February 14, 2023