noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put there flaccid penises in a girls mouth

Let's all enjoy a noodle salad in Emma's mouth

by Milomoseley September 24, 2016

sweet noodles

awesome, wicked, sick, etc

instead of "that was sick!"

"sweet noodles dude"

by threefish October 8, 2011

noodle night

Two or more men engaging in homosexual penile activities during the nighttime.

Steven and Patrick engaged in a rough noodle night session last friday evening!

by I-h-a-v-e-m-u-n-c-h-i-e-s August 28, 2019

noodles in a toaster

The sexual act of covering a vagina in peanut butter and having a man lick it off and then using peanut butter as lube to insert it into the anus.

hey zak, me and grenda did noodles in a toaster.
nice going garrett, noodles in a toaster is the way to go.

by dicklicker06 August 18, 2021

armpit noodle

When you braid the hairs of your armpit into a beautiful flowing array of pure armpit beauty

My barber saw my sick armpit noodle and was like: "Bro sick pit flow man"

by Xia McSwivelFist August 6, 2015

noodle wanker

1. One who plays guitar

2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)

Guy 1: this band is so good

Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker

by Noodlewankassdankass February 19, 2009

Noodle Tits

Tits that have long nipples

" I pulled down her shirt and she had noodle tits"

by XXXSuckMyFuckXXX April 2, 2016