Dirty Wizard

A way to refer to a dirty hipster without them realizing it.

Wow, Pitchfork festival was sure filled with some fixed-gear riding, PBR-swilling, over-sized glasses-wearing Dirty Wizards.

by Mo Dirty Wizard August 11, 2010

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Help Me Mr Wizard

Phrase one says when:

One is having a very bad time in life.
When one has had too much drink or food or medication.
When one is out of control.

Taken from the 60's Cartoon "Tooter Turtle" Tooter would call on Mr Wizard for help.

Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm too drunk to get up"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm having PMS"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm spazzing out"

by Cheryl_SF November 5, 2006

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wizard sleeve

A female that has low hanging "curtains".

I was withis this chick the other night and i could see that she had a Wizard sleeve

......was it good?

well she still had her grany panites on still! (NOOOOO!)

by jaxsnaxx February 5, 2010

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Wizard Sleeve

Designer toy company hell bent on taking over the world one toy at-a-time.

I buy all my collectible toys at Wizard Sleeve Toys.

by H-W-I-C March 24, 2010

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Glizzard Wizard

The term Glizzard Wizard refers to people who eat food sideways. These foods are supposed to be eaten front to back, such as a burrito, banana or hot dog. Not to be confused with a Glizzy Gladiator, who specifically eats hot dogs sideways.

Did you see how Justin Bieber ate that burrito? I bet he does it with hot dogs and bananas too.

Yeh man, he's definitely a Glizzard Wizard.

by Cybershot24 July 24, 2020

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wizard of oz

a nutcase who rules a magical land from behind a curtain, despite being only 1.9 foot tall. often seen fighting with Toto. well known for being a roght miserable git. and also owner of a hot air balloon.

Wizard: "Toto give me back that sausage!"
Toto: *runs off with sausage*
Wizard: "you little bastard!!"

by failure33object April 18, 2005

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