Child Diddler

That priest is a child diddler, he diddled that young boy
by CHUKUWUEMEKA March 08, 2022
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spirit child

“Kirsten’s crazy dancing is what makes her my spirit child”
“Look at her wearing that princess dress - she’s my spirit child”
“Dylan ate a whole tub of ice cream - he’s my spirit child”
by Thisismyname23456 March 11, 2018
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CAGE CHILD

a child born through drama in our new age. this young fella is use to any fuck shit that comes his way.
i was born in the 2000's , im a cage child
by Yeye ya January 10, 2020
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Child Comments

A comment on a video that has nothing to do with the video whatsoever.
Or it is a comment on a video that is made of random letters.
Child Comments can be defined as: if you see a comment on a MrBeast video talking about their pet fish.
It can also be defined as: if you look in MrBeast comment section and see a comment saying ahfhfjfjtbn that was be an example of Child Comments
by Carsonman616 July 26, 2023
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kindle-child

An unfinished Kindle book that you have become deeply invested in. Much like a real child, you cannot stay away from it for too long, as you constantly think about it and want to get back.
Bob: "Is Julie headed home already? It's not even midnight!"
Frank: "She has a kindle-child to take care of - she's in the middle of Game of Thrones."
Bob: "Ah. Well, we've all been there."
by pghprogrammer4 September 17, 2013
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Child Molestisity

Adj.) A scale from 1 to 100 based off of how much of a child molester the person looks like/is and how young the child molestee is.
Ew! The child molestisity is off the charts!
by ZoBo0mAf0o August 09, 2017
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