Windows Media Player

The greatest media player ever created, no media player surpasses its pure awesomeness.

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player.
Person 2: You are the coolest person I have ever met.

by Hellmine Cornish April 7, 2023

Windows 11

A slight modification of Widows 10 with some more tweaks and bullshit. People use it because Microshit says it's going to be safer and more compatible in the future.

Fun Fact: On windows 7, you would go to control panel and search resolution.

On windows 11,
You go to Display Settings > Advanced Display Settings > Display Adapter Properties > List All Modes. Choose the lowest option and you may reduce your resolution even more if you go back to Display Settings > Resolution.

64gb minimum for an operating system? Let's all hope that Windows 11 fails like 8 did

by PoopSlave97 July 27, 2023

Windows Media Player

Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.

Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.

If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.

by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023

Everything Windows

A Windows YouTuber who makes videos on YouTube with "All About Windows" as topics on his channel.
Usually installs Windows Beta builds, Windows Mods, Experiments sometimes, etc.

Person 1 : "G'day mate, What are you watching now?"
Person 2 : "It's Everything Windows"
Person 1 : "Whoa, that's awesome dude"

by asalsubscribe February 21, 2022

C:/Windows/System32

Something to Delete™

C:/Windows/System32>delete

by Williamthecoolboy July 9, 2022

Cleaned her windows

To rub someones breasts

I cleaned her windows last night

by Birchall February 9, 2017

Armstrong Power Windows

Reffers to manually operated car windows in a way that sounds like a custom upgrade.

Jimbert: "Does this used car from the 80s have power windows?"
Guy from Craigslist: "Yeah, it's got Armstrong Power Windows."

by Sneaky Heap November 2, 2018